Usave Chitunha Pabonde

KANA UINE HUNHU UHU PANGUVA YEBONDE HEAR FROM MY TYPING HANDS URI RUBBISH YEMUNHU HUYA NDIKUFUNDISE KUITA MBADAMUBEDROOM KWETE KUITA SECHITU...

KANA UINE HUNHU UHU PANGUVA YEBONDE HEAR FROM MY TYPING HANDS URI RUBBISH YEMUNHU HUYA NDIKUFUNDISE KUITA MBADAMUBEDROOM KWETE KUITA SECHITUNHA.

NDOSAKA MURI KUHURIRWA AND NDIMI MAKUTIPEDZERA KWEKURIMA COUNCIL DZICHIVAKA MA CEMETERY NEZVIRWERE ZVECHIHURE MUNHU ACHIDA KUFADZWA PABONDE.

Ladies, is this you during BONDE?
– Lack of noise.
– Lack of movement.
– Reluctant to change maposition.
– Kusada kudya mboro. Hanzi nekamwe, “I will never put a penis in my mouth.”
– When you do eat mboro yake (for those vanodya like me), unenge uri lethargic zvekuti he won’t even feel your tongue or lips pamboro yake. He constantly has down to look in order to see kuti urikudya here. That’s not good.

Usave Chitunha Pabonde

– Silence kana uchitunda. Muudze! Tell him kuti ndave kutunda and ibva watoridza mhere! Tell him “baby I'm cumming” and make noise. Hold onto him tight, and shake like a leaf.

– Haudi kunanzva machende. Ladies, ngatiitei tea bagging, please. Men enjoy having their balls licked and sucked.

– Haudi foreplay unless kana uriwe uchida kubatwa. Men do enjoy kubatwa.

If this describes you, then you are rubbish in bed.

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